I honestly believe that woman would eat her own young
I’m so hungry I could eat a vegetarian.
Food, glorious food!
You have a wonderful kitchen, cousin.
Feed me!
To eat good food is to be close to God.
After reading a lot of overheated puffery about your new cook, you know what I’m craving? A little perspective. That’s it. I’d like some fresh, clear, well seasoned perspective. Can you suggest a good wine to go with that?
(Stanley Tucci) “Oh, please, Primo, what are you going to do? Tell the customer what she can eat? Huh? That is what she want. This is what the customer ask for. Make it. Make the pasta, make it, make it, make the pasta. Come on. Let’s go.”
(Tony Shalhoub) “How can she want? They are both starch. Maybe I should make mashed potato for another side.”
Congratulations, San Francisco, you’ve ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians, and now you!
I dub thee…
Artie Washington, San Francisco.
Arthur Washington. And I dub thee…
Bruce Macntosh, of San Leandro.
…Masters of the Order of the Rose. And all of you bear witness to this auspicious moment
in history.
He found a rose bush growing by the roadside in full bloom in the middle of November.
A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth.
Ya know after that session we had yesterday, I went home and told mother that the trouble with her pot roast gravy was that she hadn’t added three heaping teaspoonfuls of olive oil.
Olive Oyl? Swee’Pea? What are you doing, making a salad? I want me treasure. Do you hear me? I want me treasure!
I yam what I yam!
You’re fortunate you know yourself. I don’t know who I am, or what I want.
When you wish upon a star, it makes no difference who you are.
You know, I’m beginning to wish we’d never met!
NO! DON’T SAY THAT!
How can I possibly say that? “Don’t hurry, I’m perfectly happy.” If only it were true.
They can’t all be winners