Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired.
Get ready for a surprise! (BOOM!)
There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
She’s my sister AND my daughter
Oh sister, thou art not being honest with thyself, are we, huh? Huh?
No, I am Zoot’s identical twin sister, Dingo.
Oh brother, where art thou?
Why can’t you be more like your brother Peter?
Bette Davis: Peter, Peter, Peter!
[yeah, I know, she didn’t really say it.]
Where are you going? Come back here and fight me! Or I’ll find you wherever you are, you hear me? Bad form, Peter, come back!
I’m thirty years older than you are. I had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you.
I have come here to avenge my teacher. This doesn’t concern you. I’ll allow you to leave. Out.
I’m here to chew gum and kick ass, and I’m all out of gum.
I am the original ringtail roarer from the thunder ‘n lightnin’ country! I’m a real snorter and a head buster! I can out-run, out-jump, out-sing, out-swim, out-dance, out-shoot, out-eat, out-drink… Yeah, out-talk, out-cuss and out-fight anybody in the Mississippi and Ohio Rivers put together!
I’ve killed women and children. I’ve killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I’m here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.
Little Bill: He’s fallen in the wa-ter.
Well, you should be embarrassed because your parents named you after bottled water!
Dorfman, I’ve thought long and hard about this. Your Delta Tau Chi name is… Flounder.