Herr Zeller : Perhaps those who would warn you that the Anschluss is coming - and it is coming, Captain - perhaps they would get further with you by setting their words to music.
Captain von Trapp : If the Nazis take over Austria, I have no doubt, Herr Zeller, that you will be the entire trumpet section.
Herr Zeller : You flatter me, Captain.
Captain von Trapp : Oh, how clumsy of me - I meant to accuse you.
If I had a horse I’d horsewhip you.
Truth is, I help horses with people problems.
You know, animals are a lot like us, son. They’ll always find a way to tell you exactly how they’re feeling. You’ve just gotta learn to listen to 'em
I stay away from deviled ham on principle/I wouldn’t eat roast duckling if I could/Willpower has made me invincible!/My word, those sausages look good…
You eat ants?
-Now, we’re not gonna do it, doggone it. It’s degrading. It’s undignified.
-Well, so is an empty stomach.
Your appetite’s fine, you sleep like a log, and you don’t mope in corners.
Y’know the thing about a shark, he’s got… lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he bites ya.
I mean, some of these so-called academics make the shark in “Jaws” look like fuckin’ Flipper!
I’m not scared, buddy… You don’t understand. They’re playing for keeps, buddy. The press, the kids, the liberals - they’re out there, trying to figure out how to tear me down.
He was never a person. He was a journalist.
…disguised as Clark Kent, mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper…
This is wonderful. THIS IS WONDERFUL. YOU. You deliberately embarrassed me in front of a REPORTER. A REPORTER. I told you how important this to me, I TOLD YOU.
His name was Robert Paulson.
They call me MISTER TIBBS!
My name Jose Jimenez.
What kind of stupid name is that?
Can I take your name, please love?
Dawson, Rose Dawson.
Well, we got a report there was a major creep in the area. We checked our list, and you were right on the top.