What if President Kennedy needs the airplane?
Interviewer: Woody, because the story is a little bit difficult to follow, would you give the audience and myself a brief rundown on what’s going on so far?
Woody Allen: No.
You have not answered his question: What does god need with a starship?
Can I give you a ride?
I’m goin’, I’m goin! I got the metal to the pedal and the thing to the floor!
Thanks for the ride, lady!
Hey, lady!
Why, Miss Lady. You have a collar.
Mm-hm. And a licence.
And what would you be prepared to die for, Lady Jane?
I won’t think about that today; I’ll think about that tomorrow.
The sun’ll come out tomorrow…
After all, tomorrow is another day.
-“BB”-
Using my time machine I shall travel back to 1975, pick up Goldmember and bring him back to the future. And the best part of this plan is… no one can stop me. Not even… Austin Powers.
— The basic principles of time travel are there. You’ve got your vessel and your portal and your vessel could be just about anything most likely a spacecraft.
— Like a Delorean?
— Metal craft of any kind.
Rhodes: [counting with his fingers] Star Trek, Terminator, Timecop, Time After Time…
Scott: …Quantum Leap…
Rhodes: Wrinkle in Time, Somewhere in Time…
Scott: Hot Tub Time Machine…
Rhodes: Hot Tub Time Machine, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure - basically, any movie that deals with time travel.
Scott: Die Hard? No, that’s not one.
Rhodes: This is known.
Banner: I don’t know why everyone believes that, but that isn’t true. Think about it. If you travel to the past, that past becomes your future. And your former present becomes the past, which can’t now be changed by your new future!
Nebula: Exactly.
Scott: [confused] So Back to the Future is a bunch of bullshit?
I have to believe in everything in order to make things up.
Alithea: I wish I’d never met you.
Djinn: DON’T SAY THAT!
When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Any thing your heart desires
Will come to you
You’re gonna be a big star. Your face is gonna be up on billboards. You’re gonna make a lot of money for the Stardust.
Look at all the stars. You look up and you think, “God made all this and He remembered to make a little speck like me”. It’s kind of flattering, really.