It has nothing to do with Satan, Mama. It’s me. Me. If I concentrate hard enough, I can move things.
Hello, John. You’re the one soul I would come up here to collect myself.
I’ve lost me spark. There was a time when I used to get lots of ideas. I was creative, original. I thought up the seven deadly sins in one afternoon. The only thing I’ve come up with recently is advertising.
Who, in their right mind, Kevin, could possibly deny the twentieth century was entirely mine?
Dug, stop bothering Kevin!
Stop, men! Do not flee! Wait until we’ve negotiated.
Go away or I shall taunt you again.
Easy to taunt, easy to trick.
I told you she was tricky.
That’s no woman. That’s a man, baby!
What is so idiotic about power making a woman masculine?
- First Official: We wish to inform you. Madam. That you are a party to several major lawsuits that have been preferred against you concerning the property.
- Second Official: The family seat.
- Orlando: Pray continue.
- First Official: One: You are legally dead and therefore cannot hold any property whatsoever.
- Orlando: Ah. Fine.
- First Official: Two: You are now a female.
- Second Official: Which amounts to much the same thing.
- First Official: Pending the legal judgment, however, you have the laws permission to reside in the property - in a state of incognito.
- Second Official: Or, incognita, as the case may be.
Guys, if I don’t bleed to death pretty soon, I’m gonna die of boredom.
It is said that blood is thicker than water. It is what joins us, binds us… curses us.
This place is cursed. Cursed. It’s got a death curse!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I can’t believe I shot Bill Murray.
True love never dies. Doesn’t matter if it’s true or not. A man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.
So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Dalai Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
Stuff it, Kreskin! You all are having the time of your lives while I’m stuck in first class next to a cheese-eating racist who’s clipping her toenails!
Don’t you feel like a heel flying first class with the kids back in coach?