NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

I don’t believe in laughter.

Why so serious?

Can you be serious for just one second?

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

Okay, I’m serious too!

Lighten up, Francis

Francis is busy.

Busy doing what?

Busy having his bath.

Really, where are they hosing him down?

His fire department.

Who are those guys?

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

My name is Day-Day. I’m your local neighborhood player.

Oh, Larry. Good. I see you’ve met D-Day.

Larry, you’re a great student. I’m not an easy A.

Earth Girls Are Easy

Flash! Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!

Save your energy. Save yourselves. Avoid the planet Earth at all costs. Farewell.

Oh, uh, I’m going to blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus.

“Now, now, let’s not lose our heads.”
“Lose our heads?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Well, isn’t THAT an oogy mess.

I know it’s there, but I don’t have to be reminded of the whole thing. The ugliness around us.