It’s a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire.
What is that watermelon doing there?
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
Dear John, You’re starting to make me a little nervous.
Nice doggy. Cute little pooch. Maybe I’ve got a Milk-Bone.
Does your dog bite?
No my dog does not bite.
::bites Clouseau::
I thought you said your dog does not bite!
That’s not my dog.
I will tell you why the dog prefers me, now. It’s a trick! I carry bacon.
Are you achin’… Yep, yep, yep. …for some bacon?
-Yep, yep, yep
I feel the need… for speed.
As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you’ll need the cocaine.
Nothing hones your mind and your instincts like necessity, so I taped a kilo of cocaine underneath the car and called the boys in blue. Now, the way I figure it, you got about two minutes before they show up and you do five to ten. So, what’s it gonna be? Fear or prison?
-“BB”-
Millions of dollars worth of cocaine fell from the sky this morning in Knoxville, Tennessee.
This is Grade A 100% pure Colombian cocaine, ladies and gentlemen… Disco shit… Pure as the driven snow.
Daddy, I need to go to the shithouse.
Take me home, Daddy!
Feed me, Seymour!
In Central Park for instance some people like to feed the nuts to the squirrels but if it makes someone happy to feed squirrels to the nuts, who am I to say nuts to the squirrels?
Earthman, your Mickey Mouse is one big stupid dope!
Say what one more time!
You cursed brat! Look what you’ve done! I’m melting!