You also put the “brat” in “bratwurst”.
-Why can’t you give me the respect that I’m entitled to? Why can’t you treat me like I would be treated by any stranger on the street?
-Because I am NOT one of your FANS.
I hate you. I loathe you. I despise you.
Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F’s, yes I have to invent, of course I - I do, don’t you think I do?
Love is never having to say you’re sorry.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like… victory.
Begin each day as if it were on purpose.
Never mind.
How does it feel, Mary Poppins, winning the race?
Is Mary Poppins a badass?
If you were in her way she’d ride you down like a rabbit.
These are Rhosgobel rabbits! I’d like to see them try!
Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
But doctor, rabbits as big and as ferocious as wolves? It is inconceivable!
- Wilson: Who’s Harvey?
- Miss Kelly: A white rabbit, six feet tall.
- Wilson: Six feet?
- Elwood P. Dowd: Six feet three and a half inches. Now let’s stick to the facts.
No, no, no. I’m through with rabbits.
Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Can anyone tell me a common slang term for the male erection?
We’ve got armadillos in our trousers. It’s really quite frightening.
Wanna see something really scary?