I’m Owen’s friend.
Owen doesn’t have a friend!
Harvey and I sit in the bars… have a drink or two… play the juke box. And soon the faces of all the other people they turn toward mine and they smile. And they’re saying, “We don’t know your name, mister, but you’re a very nice fella.” Harvey and I warm ourselves in all these golden moments. We’ve entered as strangers - soon we have friends. And they come over… and they sit with us… and they drink with us… and they talk to us.
DRUNK: Hey, I seen a rabbit.
JUDGE DOOM: Where?
DRUNK: Here (holds up arm)… say hello, Harvey.
Oh no you don’t, rabbit.
It’s no fun when the rabbit has a gun, is it?
In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
A secretary is not a toy.
The secretary should be fired too.
Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired.
Your generation is addicted to attention.
Kids!
I don’t know what’s wrong with these kids today!
Go. Play.
That’s true. I haven’t read a word of it or even seen a preview. But after the opening tomorrow, I’m gonna turn in the worst review anyone has ever read and I’m gonna close your play.
Mr. Kane is finishing your review just the way you started it. He’s writing a bad notice, like you wanted it to be. I guess that’ll show you.
“Captain Kane.”
“Miss Meredith; how can I be of service?”
How do you go about getting an exorcism?
I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people.
Actually, it’s more of a guideline than a rule.
What about the pirate’s code?
Were you surprised when you heard that Admiral Donitz had changed the weather code?