Beetlejuice!
Oh, no, here comes Miss Hit-and-run!
You’re killing me, Smalls!
Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?
What the hell, you gotta die of somethin’ !
Only two kinds of people are gonna stay on this beach – those that are already dead and those that are gonna die.
-“BB”-
“You’re trying to buy up that beach property so you can expand your O.F.H.”
“And what is O.F.H.?”
“Old Folks Home.”
Get old, you can’t even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.
[sneering and aiming his gun ] Get off my lawn!
[deep, gutteral voice] Get out!
Hello, I must be going! I came to say I cannot stay; I must be going.
Oh?.. oh! Willy’s nephew Ben. Sure, hello. How are you?
[about Willie Gingrich ] This guy is so full of angles and gimmicks and twists; he starts to describe a doughnut and it comes out a pretzel.
Man, you find the old and young
Twistin’ the night away.
Look, there’s the old man from scene 24.
You know the scene where I say, “Imperious princess of the night?” I don’t like those lines there. Is it okay if I say what I always do? “I love you, I love you, I love you.”
You know what this is like? It’s like those old movies we both love. Now, I’m going to tell you my whole plan, and then I’m going to come up with some absurd and convoluted way to kill you, and you’ll find an equally convoluted way to escape.
You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!
Y’know the thing about a shark, he’s got… lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then…
But I’m telling you, and I’m telling everybody at this table that that’s a shark! And I know what a shark looks like, because I’ve seen one up close. And you’d better do something about this one, because I don’t intend to go through that hell again!