Fish are friends, not food.
I’m not a scientist. All I know is I’m hungry.
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
You owe me MONEY!
Payback’s a bitch. And so am I!
You’d think after five months of lying on my back, I would have given up any idea of getting even, just be a nice guy and call it a day. Nice guys are fine: you have to have somebody to take advantage of… but they always finish last.
If you put your effort and concentration into playing to your potential, to be the best that you can be, I don’t care what the scoreboard says at the end of the game, in my book we’re gonna be winners.
I love the mornings! I clap my hands every morning and say, ‘This is gonna be a great day!’
Oh, what a beautiful mornin’!
Oh, what a beautiful day!
I’ve got a beautiful feelin’
Everything’s goin’ my way!
Goooooood Morning Vietnam!
All I see are dead people.
Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
Snake Plissken? Yeah, I heard of you. I heard you were dead.
You are without a doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.
-“BB”-
Have you ever considered piracy? You’d make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.
I’ve betrayed my pirate honor, you’ve betrayed science, and Mr. Bobo’s betrayed the animal kingdom.
Look at me! I am the captain now.
Look… everybody’s looking at me. It’s the first time I ever felt important.
Everybody’s talkin’ at me
I don’t hear a word they’re sayin’
Only the echoes of my mind
Let me introduce you. Echo, this is Clyde. Clyde, this is Echo.