“Love and kisses Zaphod?” You didn’t even read it, did you? My whole planet destroyed because you thought someone wanted your autograph!
Wait a minute. John Doe don’t want to sign no autographs.
He signs his checks with X’s but they cash them just the same.
Right now, his physical assets total about 95 cents. And spiritually, well there’s more starch in your laundry bag!
It goes quite quickly. You know, you learn to spend what’s in your pocket.
Come tomorrow, you are dead broke. It’s all over. You don’t even have a job playing baseball anymore. And what do you do? You throw a party with last thirty-eight thousand.
All right. The party’s over. Get in the spaceship.
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I think that door just sighed.
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Ghastly, isn’t it? All the doors on this spaceship have been programmed to have a cheery and sunny disposition.
Just goin’ into the yard to get one of those sex robots for Sam. His other one broke down from overexertion, it sounds like.
Now, do you wanna do it just like that with no feeling on my part?
And for the record, Ava’s not pretending to like you.
Everyone says, “I love you.”
I know.
I must have loved you for years, only I was such a stupid fool I didn’t know it.
There was love all around, but I never heard it singing. No, I never heard it at all 'til there was you.
A singing competition. Just think, your neighbor, the-the-the grocery store manager, that-that-that-that chicken, right there. Everyone in the city gets a shot at being a star live on my stage!
[Heihei the chicken floats by, five feet away from the raft, his head under the water’s surface with his legs sticking up in the air]
If he wishes to swim in dangerous waters, who are we to deny him?
It’s okay, no sharks come here.
But I’m telling you, and I’m telling everybody at this table that that’s a shark! And I know what a shark looks like, because I’ve seen one up close. And you’d better do something about this one, because I don’t intend to go through that hell again!