How about this leaflet, “Famous Jewish Sports Legends”?
That’s funny. She doesn’t look Druish.
So you’re the “Jew Hunter”.
You’re just a mass of prejudices, aren’t you?
She’s prejudiced against Italians. Do you believe that? In this day and age? What the fuck is the world coming to? I can’t believe this, prejudiced against Ital - a Jew broad - prejudiced against Italians.
Russians don’t take a dump, son, without a plan.
A Russian! I love Russians! Comrade, I’ve been fascinated by your five-year plan for the last fifteen years.
Time to put Plan Z into effect
Yes, about that title. It strikes us as very inflammatory. Why don’t we change it to ‘Plan 9 from Outer Space.’
- “Otisburg"
- It’s a little bitty place.
- “OTISBUG!?”
Somewhere that’s green.
So I can close my eyes on my valley as it is today, and it is gone, and I see it as it was when I was a boy. Green it was, and possessed of the plenty of the Earth.
It looks the way all the Irish cottages should… and so seldom do. And only an American would have thought of emerald green.
No! See, One-Eyed Willy stole a treasure once. And it was full of rubies and emeralds…
There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison and all that is left is a father’s love for his child.
But I don’t want any of that. I’d rather. . .I’d rather just sing!
Can you sing, Master Hobbitt?
Once more, lad. Sing out! Don’t mumble!
Jeez, Mr. Bayfield, we can’t be talking about the same singer. I mean, her vocal cords, they don’t phonate freely. Her phrasing is haphazard. As for her sub-glottal pressure… it defies medical science.