Silent Bob, you’re a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you’re cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal.
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are.
Bullshit! Why don’t you tell him why we’re really here?
Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead.
(calls)
(Over the phone) I told you I was here.
O.K. Hey, you, in the mall, listen! We don’t like people who don’t share. You just fucked up REAL bad!
Get in, loser. We’re going shopping.
Do you always drive like that?
I’ve never driven before.
Car’s got a lot of pickup.
Real simple, son… cops are coming, there’s a kilo of Colombian bam-bam under the car. Time to be a man. You got hair on your peaches or what?
You’ll never be truly happy until you can accept the simple, undeniable truth that you are not perfect.
You will live in happiness too like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do.
Oh, we’re the boys of the chorus
We hope you like our show
We know you’re rootin’ for us
But now we have to go!
Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You’ll be surprised
You’re doing the French Mistake!
- I’m French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
- What are you doing in England?
- Mind your own beeswax!
NO! No photographs, please! Slides are available in the gift shop!
No jobs! Freelance! Best thing in the world for a kid your age. You bring me some more pictures of that newspaper-selling clown, maybe I’ll take 'em off your hands.
Laugh, clown, laugh! Even though your heart is breaking.
All right, boy. Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skateboard to Krusty Burger… and back… naked.
The thing you don’t realize is that there is good naked and bad naked…
…I can’t look anymore, I’ve seen too much!