If you want to be rid of him, just tell him you won’t treat him anymore.
Go on, or I’ll make a dime bank outta ya.
Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?
“Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye now. Goodbye. Goodbye. Thank you. Goodbye.”
I’m history! No, wait, I’m mythology!
History will never forgive us.
So long, Judas.
“How will you ever pay for your sins?”
“With my life, Judas. With my life. I don’t have anything else.”
My Mama always used to say “Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you’re gonna get.”
I had the taste of blood and chocolate in my mouth, one as hateful as the other.
Help. Police. Murder.
Murder-death-kill
“They killed my friend. So I’m going to kill each and every one of them. And the only disappointment is that I only get to do it once.”
Be kind. Rewind.
Kindness is contagious.
We have therefore set up quarantine measures to ensure that this contamination shall not be allowed to spread.
There’s no history of anything until it happens. Then there is.
“You’ll be history!”
“I’ll be careful.”
“You’ll be dead!”
We belong dead.