I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.
What do you want me to do? Draw you a picture? Spell it out? Don’t ever ask me! Long as you live, don’t ever ask me more.
Why are you saying this? What is your obsession with
this money? My father died when I was 13 and I
inherited this money. Nearly every day I wake up, and I
wish that I could give it back, that I would give it back
in a second if it meant I could have one more day with
him, but I can’t and that’s my life and I deal with it. So
don’t put your shit on me, when you’re the one that’s
afraid.
There’s that word again. “Heavy.” Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?
[On how to use a reentry module to get back to Earth] You just point the damned thing at Earth. It’s not rocket science.
You made a time machine out of a DeLorean!?
The tub is obviously some kind of energy vortex, right? Like a black hole! But, instead of being in space, it’s, you know, it’s in a hot tub.
[narrating] My leg wasn’t bugging me too much and the weather was so nice, and every day after school Lisa and I would go to her house to fuck and have a hot tub.
“Sandman, come in here, come in here. You know what this young man said? We ain’t got no legs. That means I ain’t got no legs, you ain’t got no legs. And them men in there ain’t got no legs! Now, what does that sound like to you?”
“A challenge.”
But you ain’t got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
I’m walking here!
Walk this way, sir!
For me, to walk on the wire, this is life.
Bite your teeth into the ass of life
Life is not a dress rehearsal.
To life! To life! L’chaim!
I’m 12 years old. I run into a Synagogue. I ask the Rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning of life… But, he tells it to me in Hebrew. I don’t understand Hebrew. Then he wants to charge me six hundred dollars for Hebrew lessons.
I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.
I’m offering you $10,000 plus expenses to do my wife. We got a deal?
Let’s just say I’m not gonna offer to cook her dinner.