As I was saying, I’m a woman and can’t be taken for granted. Life’s a bitch, now so am I.
You know what your big problem is? You run your heart like a hotel. You got guys checkin’ in and out all the time.
Your hotel bores me. The headwaiter looks like an undertaker and every time I step into this apartment it looks more like a funeral parlor.
What a dump.
Believe me, I take absolutely no pleasure being inside your… You call this a house?
My home life is unsatisfying.
[catching her husband in the pool with a girl] Having fun, kiddies? Don’t mind me. Go right ahead! I’ll watch.
I like to watch.
I see dead people.
I’m so sorry that I’m late, but we had a seance at the house last night and it ran on until all hours.
Oh, fine. A ghost to ghost broadcast.
Quiet, numbskulls! I’m broadcasting!
Come quietly or there will be trouble.
Oh we got trouble/ Right here in River City / With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool!
Straight pool, you gotta be a real surgeon to get 'em, you know? It’s all finesse. Now, every thing is nine-ball, 'cause it’s fast, good for T.V., good for a lot of break shots…
Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool.
[to a picture of his mother] How you loved to feed me! Look at your chubby baby now, ma, I’m a fat, fat man, a damn fatso. I
They say when he was a baby, he popped the dragon’s head clean off its shoulders.
My problem is I got a 50-year-old lust in a 3-year-old dinky.
I gave up comparing genitals back in the schoolyard.