You can’t fool me. There ain’t no Sanity Clause..
The word “impossible” is only found in a dictionary of fools.
Inconceivable!
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I want you to go to a sanitarium - and dry out.
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A sanitarium?
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I’m sorry, it’s the only solution.
I will have my interview with the Sanity Commission, and they will set me free. And then… I will kill you! Ha-ha! Kill you! Ha-ha!
You’re a talk show host. I spent yesterday watching you interview the Bee Gees.
Ladies and gentlemen, please stay tuned for a live television first… as we attempt to commune with the devil. But not before a word from our sponsors.
Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs… all next week on Town Talk.
Amazing! And you - you hardly need an introduction; you’re the Missing Link! You personally carried 250 co-eds off of Cocoa Beach, and still had the strength to fight off the National Guard.
And, Hulk… Smash!
Actually, Werner, we’re all tickled to here you say that. Quite frankly, watchin’ Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin’ to the movies.
Life isn’t like in the movies. Life… is much harder.
Attention must finally be paid to such a man. He’s not to be allowed to fall into his grave like an old dog.
The beautiful things don’t ask for attention.
See? Now you respect me. Because I’m a threat.
If they lie to me, they don’t respect me.
Is that what you really think, or what they would want you to think?
I do not think it means what you think it means.
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You think we’re fighting, and I think we’re finally talking.
When you have to shoot, shoot – don’t talk.