Well, if I had a horse pistol like that, I wouldn’t be scared of no booger man.
The Boogie Man will get you.
It could look like someone you know or it could be a stranger in a crowd. Whatever helps it get close to you.
“Judgment Day.”
“Judgment Day.”
“Every culture has its own myth about the end of the world.”
“Myth?! Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we’ve been so busy as of late is because the dead have been rising from the grave?”
“…How about some music?”
“Yeah.”
Don’t hate your enemies; it steals your judgment.
God hates me.
Hate him back; it works for me.
That’s true. He hates you the most.
Now maybe you haven’t noticed, but we aren’t exactly winning any popularity contests here. They hate me, they hate you, they hate us.
I was built to protect, not to love. So there’s no use for me other than this.
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You are a bastard.
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You would know, Mom.
And I’ll tell you why I can’t put up with you people: because you’re bastard people. That’s what you are, you’re just bastard people and I’m going home and I’m gonna… I’m gonna bite my pillow is what I’m gonna do!
I want you to go home, take a pillow upon your roof, cut it open with a knife, and return here to me.
- Why don’t you boys go dig a hole and I’ll get another beer?
- Someone didn’t love you enough when you were little, did they?
- Nick, when you recollect your childhood, are your recollections pleasing to you?
- Number 1, I don’t remember how often I used to jerk off, but it was a lot. Number 2, I wasn’t pissed off at my dad, even when I was old enough to know what he and mom were doing in the bedroom. Number 3, I don’t look in the toilet before I flush it. Number 4, I haven’t wet my bed for a long time. Number 5, why don’t the two of you go fuck yourselves; I’m outta here.
Life is something you dominate, Nick! If you’re any good.
Nicky told me you were coming.
“I’m pleased to meet you. My name’s Nick.”
“Nick? What does that mean?”
“Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving.”
As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won’t need much, just a tiny taste.
You just ate the most acid I’ve ever seen any eat in my life.
A guy works all day, he don’t want to look at his plate and ask, “What the fuck is this?” He wants to look at his plate, see a steak, and say "I like steak