What… are you nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. Gotta go to a place I can get a shot and a beer, steak, maybe, not more fuckin’ pancakes, c’mon…
I’ll make it as easy for you as I can. I’d like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast. No mayonnaise, no butter, and no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
I’ll have the Durwood Kirby burger, bloody, and a five-dollar shake.
OFF
(Vincent was shocked at the price of that shake. Fuck, the shakes at McDonald’s are practically five dollars now.)
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order?
- We stop serving breakfast at 11:30.
- Rick, have you ever heard of the expression, ‘The customer is always right’?
What about second breakfast?
Waffles! We shall all have waffies forthwith.
Wanna get pancakes?
I don’t think I’ve ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before.
This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning— I’m making waffles!
And after the spankings, the oral sex!
Is this an institution of learning or a teenage brothel?
Learning, studying, working like a dog. And what does it get me?
Do you know how easy this is for me? Do you have any fucking idea how easy this is? This is a fucking joke! And I’m sorry you can’t do this, I really am because I wouldn’t have to fucking sit here and watch you fumble around and fuck it up.
My first grade teacher, Miss Nimvel, told Dede that I never paid attention. That I was probably retarded, and that I had a very limited future as a citizen of the United States. Then a week later, she said I should probably skip second grade, maybe even skip elementary school altogether.
Your mama sure does care about your schoolin’, son.
Did you explain school to him?
Thornton Melon: Boy, what a great-looking place. When I used to dream about going to college, this is the way I always pictured it.
Jason Melon: Wait a minute. When did you dream about going to college?
Thornton Melon: When I used to fall asleep in high school.
Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f**king Peace Corps.