I’d like to thank the Academy and all the good people of Galesburg, Illinois, for making me who I am today.
I Am Legend
You’re Hollywood Royalty
I yam what I yam an’ that’s all what I yam.
I am Groot.
If you please, I am Dorothy – the small and meek.
Well, when we made love, whenever he - you know, when he came, he would just - scream out, “Surrender Dorothy!” That’s all! Just "Surrender Dorothy!
- Now, do you wanna do it just like that with no feeling on my part?
- Yaah.
- Well, thought I’d try out my sea legs.
- But you ain’t got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
- Yes, I know that. You wrote me a letter, you idiot.
I’ll have your leg. Right.
And my axe!
I never wanted to be a lumberjack anyway. I always wanted to do something different with my life.
I already have a job - Lumberjack.
We’re gonna be getting rid of these people here… First, Mr. Samir Naga… Naga… Naga… Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.
I never should’ve put that dummy Jetson in charge of an operation this important. When I get home, I’ll get a new vice president.
33 different vice presidents each earning over 200 thousand dollars a year… I still can’t figure it out.
Waring Hudsucker is abstract art on Madison Avenue. What we need now is a new president who will inspire panic in the stockholder.
People don’t buy stock; it gets sold to them.
People don’t drink the sand because they’re thirsty. People drink the sand because they don’t know the difference.
(From The American President, dir. by Rob Reiner. Lotsa great quotes from that film.)