And yes, I won’t be leaving a tip, 'cause I could… I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I’ll take my traveler’s checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put… I could put strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, big grains of salt.
Lighten up, Francis.
You’re tearing me apart!
But you must give him some sign, Mr. Trask, some sign that you love him… or he’ll never be a man.
You just shot an unarmed man!
He should have armed himself if he’s gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.
Hail to Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead!
Don’t mind her. She’s still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.
Yes, there is. After she run down her sister, your precious Jane Hudson ran off and left her there to die like some poor animal. She ran off and disappeared for three whole days!
I’ve never met anyone like you. There’s not a spark of sentiment or romance or human kindness in your whole body.
Ruby Sparks. Twenty-six years old. Raised in Dayton, Ohio.
I’ve been right about that woman ever since she came. I wanted to run her out before she ever got in, but you wouldn’t listen, none of you.
If she doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will.
Mother knows best
Take it from your mumsy
On your own you won’t survive
Sloppy, underdressed
Immature, clumsy
Please!
They’ll eat you up alive!
He’s kind of tall and he’s a little clumsy.
Mongo just a pawn in game of life.
Your move, Friar Tuck.
Actually I’m just a friar so I can curse all I want… dammit!
Profanity is a brutal vice. He who uses it, is not a gentleman.
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!
P-p-p-pow!