P-p-p-please d-d-don’t tell my m-m-m-mother.
Oh, please! I’ve never heard anything so ridiculous! Nobody could blackmail me. My life is an open book. I’ve never done anything wrong.
One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic… one soiled.
Can you read the time by my brand-new silver watch?
“Good morning, sir! Yet another one-time delivery from -”
“Get out of my face, canner.”
“Have a nice day!”
Your sunny, funny face!
Well, maybe you’ve found someone you like better.
[Tom grimaces and shoves a piece of grapefruit in her face as he leaves the table.]
You’ll never do better than me! Do you hear?
Why can’t a fellow ever once prefer a usual girl like me?
Some pig.
I’m just a pig on a mission.
Squeal like a pig!
He ate the pig! Thus proving that he’s a…
Ziggie piggy! Ziggie piggy! Ziggie piggy!
You didn’t know. You never tested them. I proved it!
You’ve done it, Pollock. You’ve cracked it wide open.
What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?
Sir, it is the private’s duty to inform the Senior Drill Instructor that Private Pyle has a full magazine and has locked and loaded, sir!
Sir! My first general order is: to take charge of my post, and of all government property in view thereof!