I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks…
You’re right. No human being would stack books like this.
Uh… 'scuse me? You guys? Yeah… there’s a whole section on tax law down here that we can burn.
“Are you overtaxing the people?”
“Uh, no, I’m not.”
If this is the best they’ve got around here, in six months we’ll be running this planet.
Waring Hudsucker is abstract art on Madison Avenue. What we need now is a new president who will inspire panic in the stockholder.
A sale is made on every call you make. Either you sell the client some stock, or he sells you on a reason he can’t.
I did it! I closed ‘em! I closed the cocksucker. Get the chalk, put me on the board, John. Put me on the Cadillac board! Pick up the fuckin’ chalk! Rick. Eight units. Mountain View.
… wait a minute… are we trading again?
If Bob says it’s alright and Alice says it’s alright and I say it’s alright…
Bob’s yer uncle Mr. Scrooge!
Merry Christmas, uncle. I said, “Merry Christmas, uncle.”
I’m gonna give you a little advice, Claire… Scrape 'em off. You wanna save somebody? Save yourself!
The Bailey family’s been a boil on my neck long enough.
Why didn’t you send her to surgery? You know when you cut it off like that you may have released cancer cells right into her bloodstream?
I know what stomach cancer looks like. I’ve seen it. And you don’t eat three cheeseburgers a day with french fries if you got it.
I’ll have the steak, smothered in onions. A rack of ribs… French fries with lots of vinegar…
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one of the nuns has just given Homer his breakfast; one fried egg and a half cup of milk] That’s a Catholic breakfast, ain’t it?
Homer, still hungry, starts to leave to go to a diner. The nun asks him where he is going] I’m gonna go feed my Baptist stomach.
Why would I want to disturb your stomach?