You know, you got a big mouth. You make a close, this whole place stinks with your farts for a week - how much you just ingested. Oh, what a big man you are! “Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I’ll show you how to chew it.” Whoof! Your pal closes, and all that comes out of your mouth is bile.
You sure got a purty mouth, boy!
Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye! That man is a sex maniac; I don’t think Hot Lips satisfied him. Don’t let him kiss you, Hawkeye!
Cinch up, Legolas.
Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night!
The seatbelt on the van was busted.
I’m not even going to mention the garage [Shows an accidental fire in the family garage.]
There is a jungle cat in the bathroom!
Hey, listen to me. If you’re calm, that wondrous big cat will be calm too.
But if you’re scared… that beautiful death machine will do what God made it to do… namely, eat you with a smile on its face.
-“BB”-
It’s a long trip. I’ll need a snack.
Reese’s… Pieces…
Crackers, Grommit! We forgot the crackers!
I’m not here to make a record, ya dumb cracker!
Animal crackers in my soup!
Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop.
Git yo’ Harry Potter-looking ass outta here!
Your scar is legend. As, of course, is the wizard who gave it to you.
Nice little thug. He give 'em a writ of hocus pocus.
Nice doggy. Cute little pooch. Maybe I got a Milk-Bone?
Uh-oh. Bob-o’s been eating Yappy’s Dog Treats.
There’s no hope for him now.