Lt. Dan! Ice Cream!
I like Swiss cheese ice cream!
“Pizza Man.” My people were from Northern Italy! A couple more blocks and I would’ve been Swiss!
Ugh! When my people were writing philosophy, your people were still swinging in trees!
Boy grow up to be brother of sun and friend of rain. Hurt nobody. Want nothing people have. Grow old like cedar tree. Boy will be good man, happy man.
Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
But face it. You’re a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren’t out making yourself a better citizen?
Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
You know, my mama wanted me to be a farmer.
A boy’s best friend is his mother.
You killed your mother! You left her alone to die! Bastard!
- You are a bastard.
- You would know, mom.
Oh, they found her all right. They found her all right! They found her in some hotel room with some man she’d never even seen before!
I just want to know the best hotel, okay?
Oh, we have 12 vacancies. 12 cabins, 12 vacancies.
There’s some kids in a cabin. They got a disease. They just gave it to Dennis.
In fact, civilization and syphilization have advanced together.
Okay, if you don’t want to cure them, then kill them.
Oh, I’m the drug dealer? No, you’re the fuckin’ drug dealer. I mean, goddamn, people are dyin’. And y’all are up there afraid that we’re gonna find an alternative without you.
I know you are, but what am I?