NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

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I guess it was easier for you to change your name, than for a whole family to change theirs.

They call me MISTER TIBBS!

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-big deal.

It is a big deal. It’s a very big deal.

It’s huge! It’s enormous! It’s gigantic! I mean, they said it was big, but I didn’t expect it to be BIG!

The name’s Large Marge.

Hey, Marge. Isn’t it great being married to someone who’s recklessly impulsive?

I’ve endured 13 connubial years of you. How am I possible?

I want the rest of that money. His money, her money, it’s my money. I’ve had to live with that squealing, corpulent, little toad all these years. God, I hate that woman! I-I… I hate the way she licks stamps! I hate her furniture! And I hate that little sound she makes when she sleeps…

“Hate” is a very strong word. You use “hate” to describe your thoughts about, say, Hitler. She isn’t as bad as Hitler. She’s more like Mussolini.

I hate men!
I can’t abide them, even now and then!

– I’m gay.
– Oh. I’m Sheila.

Hey… That was a guy. A guy dressed up like a sheila. Look at that. Hey, you all knew, you pack of bastards.

It’s a man, baby!

I can’t have a baby because I have a 12:30 lunch meeting.

– I can’t have children.
– Oh. Sorry.
– Don’t be. I can’t have them because I hate them.

I’m ten days late.

How can somebody as detail-obsessed as you always be late?

No, I didn’t. Honest… I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! It wasn’t my fault, I swear to God!