Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
Marvin Boggs: I told you something bad was gonna happen.
Frank Moses: [annoyed] Keep your dress on!
Marvin Boggs: Moldova sucks.
Frank Moses: [over his shoulder] Moldova sucks!
Marvin Boggs: Next time, your girlfriend can wear the dress.
Are they bridesmaid dresses?
The Devil Wears Prada
It’s not easy being the Barbra Streisand of Evil.
Never talk to me like that again! No one created me! I am Evil. Evil existed long before good. I made myself. I cannot be unmade. I am all powerful!
Here, my ice lolly’s melted. You really must be the Devil.
I command you in the name of Lucifer to spread the blood of the innocent!
Nobody’s innocent, friend. There’s just the guilty, the ignorant, and the unlucky.
We’re No Angels.
We got time off for good behavior.
If I had time off, something would go off.
[Bomb explodes 
]
Pop quiz, hot shot!
And Bob’s your uncle!
(I always wanted to say that.)
Uncle Bob?
Uncle Frank and Aunt Jack.
Family reunions are about uniting the family, bringing together the young and old.
I’ve never been to a will reading before.
You’d think it’d be like a game show, but think of a community theatre production of a tax return.
My first show was Barefoot in the Park , which was an absolute smash, but my production on the stage of Backdraft was what really got them excited. This whole idea of ‘In Your Face’ theatre really affected them. The conceptualization, the whole abstraction, the obtuseness of this production to me was what was interesting. I wanted the audience to feel the heat from the fire—the fear—because people don’t like fire, poked, poked in their noses. You know, when you get a cinder from a barbeque right on the end of your nose, and you kind of make that face, you know? That’s not a good thing. And I wanted them to have the sense memory of that. So during the show I had someone burn newspapers and send it through the vents in the theatre. And well, they freaked out, and 'course the fire marshall came over, and they shut us down for a couple of days.