I don’t want to live forever. I mean, it sounds good, but what am I gonna do? What if I get bored?
10,000 years can give you such a crick in the neck.
Spoken like an author. Lloyd, I’m not twenty-ish, I’m not thirty-ish. Three months ago I was forty years old. Forty. Four O. That slipped out. I hadn’t quite made up my mind to admit it. Now I suddenly feel as if I’ve taken all my clothes off.
Any writer can attest: in the luckiest, happiest state, the words are not coming from you, but through you.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
What are you doin’ here? You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin’ chicks and bangin’ beaver.
I tell you a big part of the problem, though, when you get married. You know, when you’re dating, everything is talking about sex. Right? Where can we do it? You know, why can’t we do it? Are your parents gonna be out so - so we can do it, you know? Trying to get a weekend, just so we can do it.
Fuck me harder, Steve!
I had better sex in prison.
I always get yelled at when I just lay there.
What’s that noise?
It’s so loud in here, I can barely hear myself think.
When in doubt, close your eyes and think of England.
Is there nothing England’s king can grant the outlaw who showed him his duty to his country?
It’s good to be the king!
-“BB”-
It’s not enough simply to be the king. You must look and act like one.
Who’s that then?
I dunno, must be a king.
Why?
He hasn’t got shit all over him.
I need/) to go do a number two almost immediately.
I’ll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
The snozberries taste like snozberries !