I’m going to go across the street and get you some sherbert.
Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?
You know? I think I’m gonna get me some tutti fucking fruity
A strawberry phosphate, please.
Uh, I’m not very hungry; just gimme a double Polar Burger wit’ everything and a cherry soda wit’ chocolate ice cream
I’m so hungry I could eat a sandwich from a gas station.
I wouldn’t care how hungry I got. I know I wouldn’t eat one of those camp dogs.
Attention. Here’s an update on tonight’s dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight’s mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed “some kind of beef.”
Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
I spoke in the car about the hole at the center of this doughnut. And yes, what you and Harlan did that fateful night seems at first glance to fill that hole perfectly. A doughnut hole in the doughnut’s hole. But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the doughnut hole has a hole in its center - it is not a doughnut hole at all but a smaller doughnut with its own hole, and our doughnut is not whole at all!
Sir, A jelly doughnut, sir! [Pvt. Pyle]
You ain’t gonna eat no bread, no corn, no pie, cake, desserts of any kind. No whole milk, no beans, no butter, no sugar, no potatoes, candy, ice cream, salad dressing or peanut butter… You came here with nothing but fat. You’re gonna leave here with nothing but muscle.
I guess he wants his food. Would you mind feeling my muscles some other time? I’m kind of busy right now.
What are you doing, making a salad?
On the bright side, more stew for us.
Whenever I see fat people, they’re always eating. Don’t give me any of this… ‘slow metabolism, it’s my glands’ crap.
I’ve got work to do, that’s all. Besides – there might be another metabolism to feed around here.
-“BB”-
Feed me, Seymour. Feed me all night long.
Oh Audrey, you’re the most wonderful person that ever lived. We’re gonna get that little house and everything’s gonna be all right, you’ll see.”
The Money Pit