Oh man, why don’t you fuckin’ stop it? Shit, this is too fuckin’ big for you, you know that? Who did the president, who killed Kennedy, fuck man! It’s a mystery! It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin’ shooters don’t even know! Don’t you get it?
The law may have a long arm, Inspector. Unfortunately, I haven’t.
How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet?
Do you not know that King Kong the first was just three foot six inches tall? He only came up to Faye Wray’s belly button! If God could do the tricks that we can do he’d be a happy man!”
Etta had roast beef and I had chicken. And if I can remember what you had, I’ll die a happy man!
-“BB”-
The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn’t have fish for dinner.
Debbie: … How can we all have died at the same time?
Grim Reaper: [pointing] The salmon mousse!
Yeah, it was so bad, the catch of the day was salmon-ella!
Back home, we got a taxidermy man, he’s gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him! Ha ha ha!
“My hobby is stuffing things. You know, taxidermy.”
Consume mass quantities.
Christina, eat your lunch. You are not getting up from this table until you have finished that meat.
In the future, go easy on the horse meat.
Soylent Green is people!
Bite me.
You better get re-married soon, or he is going to have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson.
You know what rebound is? That business of trying to get over one love by bouncing into love with somebody else? It’s fine, except the rebound is rarely the real thing. As a matter of fact, it’s the bunk.
Back in business, and ain’t it grand.
Let the good times roll.
It’s very vulgar to talk about one’s business. Only stock brokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties.