Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?
C’est banana! Hahaha! Miam Miam! Huh?
I’m Chiquita Banana and I’ve come to say
bananas have to ripen in a certain way
when they’re flecked with brown and have a golden hue
bananas taste the best and are the best for you.
I’m considering suing the United Fruit Company. There should be a printed warning on every banana peel. Those things can be hazardous to your health.
Yes, we have Nosferatu! We have Nosferatu today!
Nosferatu. Does this word not sound like the midnight call of the Bird of Death?
That’s Clarence makin’ birdcalls. He’s awful good. Want him to impersonate a robin?
Holy Captain Nemo!
Dory: I’ve always wanted to be in a film.
Marlin: You were in a film. THIS one. “Finding Nemo”!
Dory: No way! I’d remember that.
No doubt about it, you have amnesia.
After all, according to your file, you’re a psychopathic personality with schizophrenic delusions, suffering from recurring amnesia based on traumatic repression leading to outbursts of antisocial and violent behavior. Knight to king seven. Check.
Is that crazy enough for ya’? Want me to take a shit on the floor?
We all lose our way sometimes.
Not all who wander are lost.
I want a full name for my report. I’m not putting in my report that I lost a crew member on a deep-sat expedition to find an alien named “Jerry”.
John Smallberries!
I know you are but what am I? Infinity!
The only way to figure the Russians is to put 2 and 2 together, make 9, add 7, divide by 4… and give up.
A Russian architect would have fought them, a Russian agent would have killed them!