NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

Of course not.

ISWYDT

:facepalm:

Republicans lost their collective minds about Obama supposedly bowing to the Saudi royalty. I’m sure that they will offer a similar opinion on the Trump administration considering offering immunity to the Saudi prince for his tendency to murder people.

We’re all going to have to get a lot fatter to fit that on a T-shirt.

We’ll call it the Trump Diet:

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Have you even seen us?

Hey, I’m already pretty goddamned fat, and you’d have to be right in front of me to read all that on my shirt…

Too much salad there, alas.

No, no, no. IOWTDI and NOEDIO.

It’s okay when trump does it. and Nothing Obama EVER did is okay.

Salad is merely a ranch dressing delivery vehicle. Step your caloric game up, man!

I’ve discovered a new meal between breakfast and brunch!

Patriot Prayer?

I posted a similar article over in the maskholes thread. Also, a related post in the Ahole Bundy thread earlier today. We are getting so much overlap these days it is hard to know where to post republican/rightwing bullshit.

P&E thread

Senator Rand Paul (Dumbass, KY) went on quite the twitter rant this afternoon about the budget breaking Covid relief bill (that appears to have a lot more in it for stuff other than relief than it does for actual relief). Uh, the good senator is agin it, saying we’re “going broke” with this kind of crazy spending.

He stopped just short of saying that we can’t even cut taxes on the rich enough to drive prosperity and overcome this massive deficit.

Vice President Mike Pence:

“[Democrats] want to make rich people poorer, and poor people more comfortable.”

Well, yeah. You say that like it’s a bad thing.

He may get a ticket for this. Any responsible Republican knows that deficit hawk season doesn’t open until Jan 20th.

Please note the ‘COVID Bill’ is more the ‘omnibus budget w/ COVID relief’ and is not merely a ‘COVID bill’:

Lol, even though there is no indication that this will happen, it’ll be just like Fuckshit to pocket veto this thing.