NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

And yet Stitt says he won’t mandate masks.

He’s leading by example…

What a maroon.

Well, it’s too late for him, so what’s the point?

I was thinking last night about the scene in Back to The Future where Marty the time traveler has to tell Doc Brown that the president is Ronald Reagan. “The actor?” Can you imagine trying to tell somebody that President Donald Trump was backing himself up in a public health crisis with the wise words of Chuck Woolery? :crazy_face:

Stitt is also an anti-vaxxer. And a former businessman with no political experience. Regarding his business acumen:
“Stitt’s business history has been cited in attack ads by competing gubernatorial candidates Gary Richardson in the GOP primary and more recently in Stitt’s runoff with former Oklahoma City Mayor Mick Cornett. The ads and a website have pointed to disciplinary consent orders between Gateway and mortgage regulators in Georgia, Tennessee, Arkansas, Illinois and Kentucky, as well as the three states listed by Wisconsin regulators, between 2005 and 2011.”

Not an Onion article, I swear.
" Pence claimed “our ability to respond to this pandemic is substantially better than two or three months ago,” WWLTV reports." And lots more uncoordinated drivel.

[wild conspiracy] It’s got to be deep state. Someone is deliberately feeding Pence stupid s*#) to say in order to discredit him. I believe he’s being setup. Dumsterfire will blame him for the polling and remove him prior to or at the nominating convention. Ivanka (nepotism Barbie) will be the replacement - you know - for the family continuity thing. [/wild conspiracy]

Check out this Republican trying to say that Florida is doing great, it is not the epicenter of a pandemic, and everyone is swell. (6:40 video at the link)

To her great credit as both a reporter and a human being, Miss Keilar does not let Rep. Sabatini’s assertions go unchallenged.

I don’t know. It would be interesting if CNN told their anchors to go for the throat if they feel like it. She was looking like a mauling was lurking just beneath the surface.

Small local government is dead as a Republican idea (not that they really meant it to begin with). Fraudulently elected via last minute voter purging and closed voting stations; now Gov. Kemp is upset that local cities and counties are trying to protect citizens from the rapid spread of the virus in Georgia.

“…That could improve the state’s standing in a courtroom fight against a string of cities that have defied Kemp’s emergency order by requiring masks. Savannah led that charge earlier this month, and since then other cities including Atlanta, Athens and Augusta have followed suit…”

I’m sorry, isn’t looking out for your constituents more important than courtroom antics?

“…Also Wednesday, Gov. Andrew Cuomo announced on Twitter that New York will send 7,500 COVID-19 test kits, 30,000 pieces of personal protective equipment and 1,250 gallons of hand sanitizer to Atlanta by Friday…”

Cuomo a political hack but it’s a good gesture. In the old days, he’d send a hit team.

“…Georgia reported 3,871 new cases of the disease on Wednesday, the second-highest daily count to date, and 37 deaths. So far, 127,834 people have tested positive for COVID-19 in Georgia, more than double the number reported in mid-June, and 3,091 have died from it in the Peach State…”

All under control here, nothing to see. The cases will plummet when we start burying the numbers by sending them to Dumpsterfires’ handpicked crack Corona Task Force alternate reality statistics and shredding emporium.

Testing positive rate has doubled too.

#resign #adultdiapersonhead #nepotismbarbie

CCTFARSSE for short. We have hats and t-shirts. Operators are standing by.

Make America FARSSE again!

You accidentally included the “Force” from “Corona Task Force” in your acronym. It would be more correct to omit that.

I included it intentionally. Why is that incorrect?

Not you, Ludovic, who chopped off the start of the acronym to make it an adjective or something.

Oh. I’m still not used to grasping immediately which post goes with which quote. Getting better though.

Okay, it took me awhile to get that. It does sound more appropriate if you get the “F” out. I meant it to echo mostly Farsi but also partly Fart but did not jump to the other better acronym slogan.

I’m sorry, where are we? Do we need another “F”? If so, I propose “Farce” or “Fauci-Free”. And I’d like to buy a vowel.

People often tell me to get the “F” out.

(ARSSE :grin:)

Fox’s Harris Faulkner is a fucking idiot and part of the problem. (Big surprise, eh?)

Don’t talk about things you don’t understand, Miss Faulkner. And you clearly don’t understand.

Because he has nothing better to do that make it so that local areas getting swamped by COVID can’t protect themselves from maskholes.