NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

They can get U.S. Car no.1 out of mothballs:

(What, you guys thought the U.S. President didn’t have his own private rail car?)

I’m perfectly okay with ShitGibbon running as a Martyr.

Hell, imagine how he’d win after being impeached a half-dozen times. I’m sure we could come up with at least that many offenses.

They already have one. I cite XXX:State of the Union - Ice Cube and Sam J would never lie to me.

Anyone else picturing James West’s customized train cars?
Oh, looks like he had an entire train…

The nation’s mail service is slower and more erratic than it’s been in generations, via the confluence of an abrupt reorganization and pandemic-era anomalies that has fueled demands for reform and fundamentally different ideas on how to achieve it.

On one side is Postmaster General Louis DeJoy, who, with the backing of the U.S. Postal Service’s governing board, is expected as soon as next week to outline a new vision for the agency, one that includes more service cuts, higher and region-specific pricing, and lower delivery expectations.

But congressional Democrats are pressing President Biden to install new board members, creating a majority bloc that could oust DeJoy, a Trump loyalist whose aggressive cost-cutting over the summer has been singled out for much of the performance decline. The fight over the agency’s future is expected to be fraught and protracted, leaving Americans with unreliable mail delivery for the foreseeable future.

My bold.

When you’re fucking up, then the only way to go is to cut service, raise prices, and lower customer expectations, amirite? Win-win!

So much shit is broken thanks to that motherfucker Donald J. Trump.

I think it’s the classic “You must be tolerant of my intolerance” argument.

They think that they have a RIGHT to teach their children that black people have no rights.

Karl Popper had some thoughts on this.

Can’t wait for DeJoy’s next brilliant idea; Make all letter carriers attach 30 pound weights to their ankles.

What, you want them to blow away in the wind? Why are you against the “Letter Carrier protection from Heavy Gusts Act?”

C,mon…you know the name of any conservative bill has to reflect the exact opposite of what it does.

The bill would be called the “LIGHTEN THE LOAD” act, and it would talk about how all 50 doctors of The Patriot Medical Association are concerned that the excessive weight borne by postal workers is concentrated on their upper bodies. Their commission performed studies and the solution is to mandate that postal workers wear equivalent weights on their lower bodies to keep them from falling over, because mailmen that don’t tip over are more efficient.

Although there has never been a reported case of a postal worker tipping over and being unable to do their job, it’s a hidden epidemic. This tragic issue has gone unreported by the biased liberal media who are unconcerned about the health of postal workers because they’re elitists who never carried a mailbag and don’t realize that you need counterweights to carry one efficiently.

Okay, you win, you’re much better at this than I am.

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Seems to me that he is appropriately named, though, given the English word formations using the “de-” prefix, like “deformed”, “degraded”, “demented”.

Lest we forget, DeVos; former loser un-education secretary. Seem like the name goes with de-evolution like “Wayne” goes with mass murderers.

ShitGibbon’s rent boy, national disgrace, and indicted Texas AG Paxton is shocked, shocked I tell you, that President Biden is issuing Executive Orders. How such a black hole can project so much should be studied by physicists everywhere. Sorry about the Fox site.

This is the same AG who brought a complaint to SCOTUS and had no standing, right? I would say his grasp of the law is a bit… tenuous.

Of course, my state AG signed the same letter so his is little better. I intend to bring this up when he faces reepection in two years.

Still nothing on Kim Jong Un’s train

Also probably think its discriminatory that there is a black history month but no white history month :roll_eyes:

“You are oppressing my children by educating them!”

Well duh! The pursuit of happiness is in the declaration of independence, and “Ignorance is bliss” so clearly it is against what the framers of the constitution intended.

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To say nothing about gay pride but no straight pride.

Looks like the “questions and concerns” of the racist fucks have been addressed. I guess they didn’t care much for the Racist Spotlight.

“We are grateful that families that initially had questions and concerns have willingly come to the table to resolve any differences and at this time no families are opting out of our planned activities and we have removed this option,” the statement said.