Well bless his heart! I see he is carrying on the proud Right-Wing tradition of “makin’ sh*t up”.
You guys are missing the point about the whole Nairobi thing. It’s not the destination, it’s the journey. I want to know where I can my mitts on an ounce of that shit. Talk about a party. One toke and you can’t remember the last three days? Think how long your stash would last.
I just want the free trip to Kenya. And apparently, I wouldn’t even notice if they put me in coach.
No one ever told me that was an option.
I am going to have to go back up my ladder and re read that, may need a ladder extension as well.
If “Nairobi” didn’t do it for you, might I suggest:
Ouagadougou
I’m pretty sure Mr. Kelly was put in the baggage hold. His brain clearly spent some time unpressurized.
By the way, you need the really good shit to end up at the Giraffe Hotel.
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eta: The cheap stuff my friends buy? Only gets you as far as a Giraffe gossip site.
There’s always “Yes ma’am, your Honor.
But can one access the giraffe boards from the Giraffe Manor?
Sad part is that Greg Kelly was the saner one on the NYC Fox morning show (which was only worth watching because we had FiOS, which does not get NY1, and the Fox weatherman was far and away the best of the morning shows; now on Spectrum and NY1 News is so much better).
The giraffes do. Did you see the pictures there?
I did. Some of them were a little disturbing. I mean, I envisioned being in the “reading room”, taking a nice quite read and have a giraffe suddenly stick its head in the window, start sniffing around and then get a whiff of my reading material, panic and tear the window out of the frame trying to escape.
Greg Kelly: “Just an April Fools Joke.”
Ha ha! Fuckin’ lightweight!
I had the misfortune of seeing that video on another forum. She jerkily hefts some weights on a barbell, flings it to the ground, then heaves herself in a diagonal motion on a chin-up bar.
I saw a request that someone please add fart noises, but I don’t know if anyone did so.
She is such a stupid fucking tool.
What can I say? Kentucky homegrown is some good shit.
This sounds like it came from a right-wing bullshit generating AI, which would explain so much.
Look up, waaaaaay up.
Madame Judge?
Dan
I’ve forgotten conversations I’ve had while stoned, but I think I would have remembered a 4-day trip to Kenya. I at least would have remembered struggling to figure out where to go in the airport. I wouldn’t have taken any chances smuggling weed on the airplane, now matter how stoned I was. I did try mailing weed to the hotel I was going to stay at, but it never arrived. I looked up the tracking of the package later and found it went to the NC capitol building. But at least it wasn’t Kenya.