NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

Are Big Ass Fans like the ones used in the old Saturday Night Live sketch series “The Widettes”? I remember they used fans in one of those

Huh. I didn’t know they made anything small. I’ve only seen the big industrial ones. When you look up in the warehouse and see a fan with a diameter of 15’ or so and it says “Big Ass Fan” on the blades, you just chuckle and nod.

They’re not thinking big enough. Let’s merge that mess with Montana and the Dakotas. Take that, Texas! (Just don’t tell them about the six senators and six electoral votes they’d lose.)

You can’t mention civil war and State of Liberty without including Matt Shea!

Until you posted this, I hadn’t thought or read about those two nitwits for quite a while. I hope this trend continues.

5 actually. If my math is correct, the total population would net them another Representative.

Fair enough. I’d still make that trade.

Me, too. In a heartbeat.

Dag nabbit I was going to post this exact same thing, (but also throwing in Wyoming), but decided to wait until after my daily constitutional. I guess he who hesitates is lost.

I read it as big assed fan and assumed it was something like this

There’s a bill before the Texas legislature that would charge parents of trans kids with child abuse.

And they have the gall to complain about flag abuse by dems! Wearing the flag on that ass should be grounds for summary execution.

(Nort to mention, it looks like they used those preschool plastic letters on their shirts.)

They’re probably magnetic letters, and they’re wearing steel bulletproof vests under their shirts.

Nah, they stole letters from their kids art set and then put the kid to work. Kid can probably spell.

I just saw this story.

One bewildering part of the law (OK, there are multiple bizarre parts) says that (quoting Newsweek) "The bill would also allow academics the choice to refuse publishing the results of studies if the facts gathered are in conflict with their beliefs.”

Are Arkansas academics facing unprecedented distress because their studies aren’t turning out as they’d hoped? “Well garsh a-mighty, my research doesn’t show that Covid-19 vaccination alters your DNA and turns you into a Satan worshipper. Ain’t publishin’ that, no sirree.” Guess what, Clem?* If your research was funded in any way by federal tax dollars, you’ll suppress it at your peril, no matter what the Arkansas Legislature gives you permission to do.

*Please excuse the stereotypin’.

How much hatred can a human heart hold? Is it too late to move the wall to the Texas NORTH border?

Soon Arkansas will be passing a law tattooing the gender and sexual orientation put on the birth certificate on the child’s arm. Perhaps have them wear a readily available sign on their clothing or hang a big letter around their necks. Arkansas is going/went fascist.

Yes, besides being very unfair to Mexico. We accepted Texas’s membership application of our own free will, can’t go dumping them back now.

As an Arkansasan for the past two yrs, this is accurate. Except I’ve never heard anyone say “research.”

Bet you’ve never heard anyone say “doesn’t,” either.