NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

Math is easy compared to the truth.

I get what you’re going for here, but I would contend that real math is truth. Republican math? Not so much.

I didn’t realize that things were so bad in Georgia that every man, woman and child has to have ten jobs.

More from My Pillow guy: His “free speech but not really” website was supposed to launch Friday, and then Monday, and has yet to stay up, and he’s claiming it’s being sabotaged, even though he says that his site was not going to be attackable.

After months of slaying covid is fake, and attacking people for wearing masks, Ted Nugent now says he has “the China shit”.

I’d love it if someone calls him a tool of the socialists, falling for their covid fantasy. “How much as they paying you?”

It seems to be up now, but I noticed something weird when I went to the website-The very first thing that popped up was a notice that read: “Registration successful. Now you are logged in.” By automatically “registering” anyone that pops in for a looksee, is he trying to artificially inflate the number of people he claims are supporting him?

Probably.

Hmmmm…Interesting.

I don’t recall ever logging in and I certainly never created an account. But when I go to that page it shows me as being logged in, and when I try to log out I get a page that says “file not found” - ( not the standard 404 page, just a page with a frankspeech url that says “file not found”).

Maybe that’s why they have 6 million+ “members”.

Oh, Karma, good to see you again.

I’ll bet he’d shit his pants.

You mean China his pants?

I could’ve helped myself. I chose not to.

Looks like the dumbfuck can’t tell jobs from dollars.

Senator Grassley is wrong. He might have been listening to an April 5 Fox News report, which claimed pulling out of Atlanta cost the city $100 million, but actual experts disagree, with one saying the amount is “a whole lot closer to zero than the $100m number Atlanta was throwing.”

He managed to screw up lying about the economic loss.

Cat Scratch Fe-ver…

Arkansas House passes a bill allowing creationism to be taught in science classes.

Republican Congressman sent two false emergency calls from his House office to Capitol Police to see how long it would take them to respond.

Oh Fartenberry - don’t ever stop being you.

Before you go bonkers over the suggestion to name a mosquito-infested site after Trump, however appropriate that may be, the Lake is apparently no longer a pestiferous hell:

I guess we all should call 911 and fake emergencies just to test our local emergency service response times? Is that appropriate?

Only if you’re a Congressperson.