NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

Mitch McConnell, of course, now opposes a Congressional investigation into the events of January 6.

https://thehill.com/policy/national-security/554317-mcconnell-says-he-opposes-slanted-jan-6-commission-bill

It’s not at all clear what new facts or additional investigation yet another commission could actually lay on top of existing efforts by law enforcement and Congress

Yes, by all means let’s oppose a fact-finding endeavor that might actually uncover new facts.

Kits cats sacks wives, how many were going to St. Ives – erm, DC?

Voters in five Oregon counties voted to secede from Oregon and join Idaho.

If one were to sort Oregon counties by some sort of objective metric valued by conservatives - say, GDP per capita - where would these five fall?

To answer my own question - there are 36 counties in Oregon - the ones who want to leave (these five and two from earlier) and their place per capita are:

Sherman (27)
Lake (19)
Grant (23)
Baker (28)
Malheur (36)
Jefferson (35)
Union (17)

So they have the bottom two counties, and all seven are in the bottom half. Undoubtedly these counties all draw more state funds than they contribute. Maybe Oregon should let them go - though I wonder if Idaho actually wants them?

One problem is contiguity. Malheur+Baker+Union+Grant counties form a contiguous region that borders on Idaho (along Baker and Malheur), but Lake, Jefferson and Sherman are not only non-contiguous with that region, but none of those counties even border on each other. If Harney joined in, that would make Lake contiguous with the other four, but Sherman is up on the Columbia, way over at the edge of the Cascades, separated from Jefferson to the south by Wasco county. They need some help to make this crackpot notion even make a whiff of sense.

Today in Arizona vote auditing:
The “audit” company claims that they “restored” the data they previously claimed to have been deleted, and which the county said was never missing.
The state legislature, which funded the audit originally, held a hearing with the auditing company, but didn’t bother to ask them who’s paying for the rest of the audit, and the company didn’t care to share that information. Two pro-Individual 1 donors have admitted that they have contribued to the audit.
The chairman of the legislative committee that held the hearing said that the audit will be a model for lawmakers in the future.

Cool! I strongly encourage this, and we’ll then take the rest of Oregon and the coastal regions of Washington as the new Canadian province of Cascadia.

The Capitol Police put out a statement after Republicans refused to endorse a 1/6 commission.

Blue lives only matter when they’re excersiging their authority against Those People, not on Republicans.

is there a map available to show what the result would look like?

Hey Mitch, how many times did Republicans investigate what happened in Benghazi? Why shouldn’t we have that many investigations into what happened on our own soil, against our own government?

Aubrey Huff, former baseball pro and full time Trumpist PoS:
Make no mistake UFO’s are all part of the great deception.

They are inter-dimensional demonic entities to distract you from God’s truth.

DO. NOT. BE. DECEIVED.

A weak man has gender pronouns in their bio.

Now hiring help for my new apparel line. Must meet this criteria:

  1. Must be pro America.

  2. Must be female.

  3. Must be fit, & hot.

  4. Must be smart.

  5. Must be at least a C-cup.

  6. Must make lunch.

  7. Must live in the San Diego area.
    https://twitter.com/aubrey_huff/status/1394351284908564480

He is definitely running for President. No doubt about it.

If we’re making new maps, “Wytanhokota” has a ring to it, dontcha think?

God, I miss that show. I get glued to the ole tube whenever reruns are on. Dealt with sensitive issues, they did…in the most mature way.

Makes me wanna holla, ‘Shut up and play ball.’

Mark McCloskey will be running for a Missouri US Senate seat, presumably on the strength of how strong he and his wife looked standing on the front porch pointing their metal penes at the fiendish BLM fiends.

Missouri. He stands a pretty go shot at not being laughed out of the primary. I wonder how much worse things have to get before it starts getting less awful.

I’m aware that All In The Family dealt serious issues. My question is did Edith actually say the word abortion?