Milo Y claims that once he “became ex gay”, dogs stopped barking at him.
The Forest Service is currently busy - you know - raking the forests to prevent fires.
Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there!
Hell, we use to stick complete place settings to our noses in college (which was long before COVID vaccinations).
Actually, as I think about it my brothers and I did the same thing on my mom’s 80th birthday cruise, much to the consternation of various spouses (and then grandkids joined in).
Hey, if it means free WIFI, sign me up.
Bonus, I’ll stop misplacing my keys. The metal coffee mug could be a problem, but I can just buy a different kind.
There’s a scene in the first episode of Red Dwarf that this reminds me of. I’ll let you decide which scene.
Oh man, folks are having so much fun posting pictures of keys (and other objects) stuck to various parts of their bodies.
God damn, we are the stupidest fucking species. And yet, sometimes, we are really awesome.
Still chuckling at some of the tweets.
Damn, what a gullible breed.
Meanwhile, down in Texas, they want to change the moon’s orbit to address climate change.
Texas Republican asks: can we fix the moon’s orbit to fight climate change? | Texas | The Guardian
Looee Goomert should subpoena Archimedes to testify.
In other news: I even got several wooden nickels to stick to my forehead!
I grew up in Strongsville. I was told by my 6th grade science teacher that sound was faster than light.
In a nutshell, Surry County voted to ban Coke machines because Coke’s CEO didn’t care for Georgia’s new voter restriction law. They’re told why this decision is monumentally stupid, so a few council members rescind their votes and lift the ban.
In the judge’s ruling overturning California’s assault weapon ban, he also said that more people have died from getting the covid vaccine than from mass shootings.
Who the fuck appointed Sidney Powell to the bench?
Is “The judge is too fucking stupid to live,” basis for appeal?
When stuff comes out of his mouth, does it form a Gohmert pile?
He’s sticking keys and coins on himself in chambers, isn’t he?
Rule 34
“On”, not “in”
"The lightweight aluminum keys stick! See, I’m magnetized!!
Also, they’re trolling us, right?
I mean, they must know that coins aren’t magnetic and keys aren’t magnetic - they have magnets in their houses, so they know these things do not stick to magnets - so being magnetic wouldn’t make non-magnetic things stick to you.
It just doesn’t even make sense. I mean, “you’ll all die in six months” is nutty, but at least it’s unverifiable and nutty. This is just completely nuts on all sides.
It’s a practical joke, right? They’re just faking being this crazy?