Every student should send a detailed report to the governor, explaining how the most recent book they’ve read has brainwashed them.
“Dear Governor, I’ve just finished reading the Communist Manifesto, and am now a dedicated Communist.”
“Dear Governor, I’ve just finished reading Atlas Shrugged, and have abandoned Communism in favor of Objectivism.”
“Dear Governor, I’ve just finished reading the Alan Dean Foster novelization of the original Star Wars movie, and have abandoned Objectivism to become a Jedi.”
“Dear Governor, I’ve just finished reading Watership Down, and have abandoned the Jedi to live as a rabbit.”
Dear Governor, I’ve just finished reading the Torah, and have abandoned being a rabbit in favor of becoming a Rabbi."