NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

I believe you have put your finger right on it. As it were.

I have before me a sheet of paper detailing all the times she told the truth.

A blank sheet, I presume? A blank index card?

Are you suggesting she’s using an alias?

Wow - that’s an awful lot of crazy for just one whiteboard. The Question must be jealous.

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Some scripture, a whole bunch of names (some in blue), a few headshots, and a bunch of arrows pointing to Trump. I didn’t see Giuliani’s name, so he’s ghosted.

No mention of laws, nothing from the Constitution, no faux equations to look authentic. It’s like they think all they need are living ingredients that will mix themselves.

End result would look something like this:

What else do you call it when you don’t let the government tell people who they can date?

Imagine if those radical left tyrants had their way, they might even outlaw assholery. What a terrible world it would be if we could not freely be shitheads.

It’s not necessarily optional; some people simply have no choice.

It’s terrible how the left persecute people by not letting them persecute people, and refuse to tolerate other people’s intolerance. They’re the real fascists here!

True, it’s unfair to discriminate against people for intrinsic characteristics.

Cross-posting this so no one misses out on the good news:

My face hurts from smiling in reaction to this:

Yeah, good luck with that, Donald. Hope you have a good lawyer for the countersuit.

Too bad Rudy’s not free anymore, in either sense.

Hey, your lawyer is always free when you just refuse to pay him.

Republican platform:

“Eighteen more months of chaos and the inability to get stuff done. That’s what we want.”

Well, at least they are being honest in saying they have been elected to obstruct, cause chaos and do nothing. The mystery is why voters keep putting them in government when they have explicitly said that they have no intention of doing anything.

No mystery, really. 18 months of futility is a small price to pay for throwing the evil socialists out in 2022 and ushering in … well, they’ll get back to you on that.

In two weeks.

Reminds me of a long list, “The differences between Republicans and Democrats.” It was light-hearted with entries like, Democrats read their porn at home, alone while Republicans form censorship boards and read it in groups.

The one that’s relevant here: Democrat boys date Democrat girls. So do Republican boys; they’re going to marry Republican women but they want to have some fun first.

Can Donnie still GET a lawyer?

“Damn! Why didn’t I send one of the kids to law school buy one of the kids a law degree? Then I’d always have an attorney that I’d never have to pay!” :man_facepalming:t3:

Too bad Ivanka isn’t a lawyer. It’s the only way she’d be willing to screw him.

Isn’t Tiffany a lawyer? I forget what her speciality is, if I ever knew it.