No, wait, I’ve got it. You start by suing all of the Republican lawmakers for having abortions. Never mind that they’re all men; that just makes it even better: You claim that they’re all transmen, and the motive for the abortion was so they could stay in the closet, because being seen to be pregnant would blow their cover. So they all have to prove their gender in court, because Republicans are really big on making people prove their gender.
Then you sue them all for personally performing abortions. Probably still no wins, but I expect that a few of those legislators are doctors, so maybe.
And then you sue them all for paying for or otherwise abetting abortions. And when you eventually find one who actually did (which you will, because hippos gonna crit), then you add on the legal fees for all of the other suits onto that one.
Yeah, but he didn’t bitch about being disadvantaged, he sucked up the abuse from his neighbors, pulled himself up by his bootstraps and got himself a deelux apartment in the sky. You know, he’s one of the good ones.
You have to admit that Louis DeJoy has been on the job, making sure that any such (hypothetical) apparatus is fully dismantled.
But think of the difficulties facing Madison Cawthorn and other speakers at CPAC. How to get even a smidgeon of applause when to do so, you have to surpass the Crazy of each previous speaker?—it must be a mind-boggling challenge.
In court documents, the South Dakota Attorney General, who charged with hitting and killing a man, claims that the man committed suicide by diving in front of his car.
I’m skeptical of the CPAC crowd’s appetite for complete nonsense; I suspect they need something they can hang their red hats on, such as:
That would probably bring down the house.
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And that was AFTER his first story, namely, that he’d hit a deer. A deer that, apparently, left its eyeglasses in the front seat of Ravnsborg’s vehicle after crashing through the windshield.
That a majority of the people of South Dakota have not called for the resignation or ouster of this disgusting excuse for a human being, is no credit to South Dakota.
The Governor is no better.
She was whining about not being able to set off fireworks at Mount Rushmore and posted a picture of fireworks at the mountain, labeled “Before Biden” and then her family morosely holding sparklers, “After Biden”. No mention of the multiple fireworks that were set off all over the country. And somebody pointed out that the before image was from when Obama was President.
Bet she gets extra points from GOP donors for the blatant deception!
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I’m going to link this here as it’s quite snarky and thus not suitable for the Politics & Elections subforum: this is a ~one-minute video purporting to be a real campaign ad but actually parodying them quite beautifully:
