Only if once your last kid reaches adulthood you lose the right to vote. After all, it’s their future now, right?
How many provisions within the Constitution would that violate?
They do. But, to make sure the votes are proper, they have to wait 18 years, and the kids have to cast the vote themselves.
Nah, just let the kids vote. From birth on. What the hell.
Don’t the Democrats have a majority in the House right now? Do we need to explain to this idiot how democracy works, or is it so bad, we have to explain how numbers work?
I, for one, welcome the rule of the Ice Cream For Dinner And Everyone Gets A Kitten Party.
Until they get it backwards, anyway.
As for McCarthy’s attempt to assert himself as Really The Majority (Though Actually the Minority) Leader: he may be counting on the votes of some Democrats who hanker after power of their own. After all, it would take a relatively small number of such, to give McCarthy his victory.
Let me guess. The cost for viewing this “cyber symposium “ will Be a low low $29.95. (Monthly recurring payment if you forget to uncheck the tiny box)
You forgot the point in the plan where the Congressional Black Caucus spontaneously all become Republicans because of Reasons.
Damn, I always forget Reason.
At least then the governing style of one of the parties will make more sense…
“I always hoped a kitten would lick my face”, says girl who voted for Kittens Licking People’s Faces party.
Tucker Carlson encounters an angry man who calls him “the worst human being”.
And Jack Posobiec says it was planned ahead of time by the White House, and he knows this because an unnamed White House employee told him.
And Dinesh D’Souza says the guy should be arrested.
Considering that I was on the quiz bowl team in high school and his alma mater were our rivals, I’d probably have had some much harsher language for him. 
“No public figure should be accosted regardless of their political persuasion or beliefs simply due to the intolerance of another point of view,” the [Fox News] spokesperson said.
Isn’t that Tucker Carlson’s whole schtick? 
But now we’re supposed to think it’s okay for Tucker Carlson to go on international TV and publicly berate people he doesn’t know and has never met but (thinks he) disagrees with, but it’s wrong for anyone to berate him to his face in public?
Oh… that’s right… how silly of me:
Um… does storming the Capitol building, sending members of Congress to hide in fear of their lives, and threatening to hang the vice-president count?
No? Oh, okay.
Ted hates dildos! He probably found one in his wife’s nightstand.
https://twitter.com/BryanDawsonUSA/status/1418621208338251778?s=20
It’s just self-loathing.
Quiz Bowl 4EVAH!
I hope that Fucker gets it at least this bad every time he leaves his fuckin’ house.
Anti-mask Congresscreature Clay Higgins announced he has covid for the second time.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-07-26/second-house-member-in-week-says-he-s-tested-positive-for-covid