Too late to close the barn door now.
Please do not trot out any more horse jokes.
Some of us just canter void them.
It behooves me to remind you that the mane reason we’re here is to discuss stupid Republican ideas. Why do you all want to stirrup so much trouble? You need to rein yourselves in!
This is why I reined in my urge to make the same horse joke!
A former Kansas GOP rep has been indicted on multiple counts of fraud related to covid relief funds. He could be in deep shit.
This is making me saddle.
The news and updates were coming quick, then the thread got bogged down in a glue of horse puns…
Yeah, it went down the bridle path.
Stupid Republican ideas lend themselves to stupid puns.
But we should not let the thread get off track.
If only we could obliterate Stupid Republican Ideas with stupid puns.
Alas, this thread will probably live forever.
The Republicans are already paving the way for “Newsom can only win the recall if he cheats”, Fox is saying it, Larry Elder is saying it, and others are saying the same thing. This is going to be the ongoing thing I guess, Democrats can only win if they cheat,
Republicans have fully embraced “Full Of Shit”.
The Republican Senate Campaign Committee put out a press release claiming that the 2020 election was stolen, and signed it with Mike Pence’s name They had to retract it because Pence has never made the stolen election claim.
Elder’s campaign website already has language written as if Newsom has already “stolen” the election, and calls for people to provide proof of fraud, and asking them to sign a petition calling on the Legislature (which is vast majority Democrat) to investigate the fraud.
All of this looks like the deceptive and fraudulent donation requests my older relative receives by the boxful every week.
What the hell are these idiots going to say if Elder wins?
Whatever new lie they need in order to keep the dollars rolling in from the rubes.
If he wins, he’s got a regular election next year to fundraise for, with the possibility of reproductive rights moving to the state level. There’s a crapton of money to be made from that both in and out of the state. If you can’t find the money making angle, you’re not trying very hard.
Same thing Lindell said about Trump winning states like Texas. The support for Elder was so strong that even though the Dems committed massive election fraud, they still couldn’t suppress the will of the people. If they hadn’t committed fraud Elder would have won by a landslide.