NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

It would give comedians a lifetime of material.

I’m sure the plan is something like: GOP takes the House → GOP makes Trump Speaker → House impeaches Biden and Harris → Trump is President again!

The step they seem to forget (which is odd since they went through it twice with Trump!) is that the Senate has to vote to convict, and no way will they have enough votes for that.

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen some Trumpists posting exactly this as the plan.

That it’s a batshit insane plan that can’t possibly work is no reason to think they don’t think it’s a great idea. We’re into Underpants Gnomes territory, here.

What a bitch.

Hopefully that’s the idea and not something even darker.

Yeah. I’m sure there are at least ten Democrats who will flip when they’re shown the gallows set up outside. (I wish I was kidding)

Sure I’d give getting enough Democrats to vote for Biden’s impeachment to get 66 senate votes about the same odds as I’d give getting Mexico to pay for a 1,900 mile concrete border wall.

“Wisconsin Dems Criticized For Not Doing Enough to Stop GOP Overturn of Vote Count”

Poe’s Law and all, I can’t tell if that’s an actual headline or a parody.

Given the current state of the GQP, I suspect that the actual plan is GOP takes the House → GOP makes Trump Speaker → wink wink nudge nudge Second Amendment → Trump is President again!

You mean the GOP would ‘Kyle’ them?

“So let it be Ritten, so let it be done.”
Yep.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN you evil evil commie/woke/Dummycrats!

Well, THAT’S not going to turn them into Good Republicans! People who can think?? Don’t need 'em!

On January 19, the last day of Individual 1’s presidency, Ezra Cohen, a Pentagon official at the time, asked the U.S. Embassy in Rome to deploy its defense attaché down to the southern port city of Salerno to interrogate hacker Arturo D’Elia and his partner in crime Antonio Rossi, who are serving time for hacking into an Italian military supply company. The two Italian hackers were accused by conspiracy theorists of hijacking a satellite in order to change the results being counted on American voting machines.
The whole thing was organized by a pro-Individual 1suspicious person who changes her name frequently and likes to stick her nose into the affairs of foreign countries, including the US and Ukraine. A member of the Italian Parliament, was legally allowed to get into the prison, but US embassy officials were allowed entry without approval. One of the hackers’ lawyers wants answers as to how they were allowed to interrogate his client.
An Italian Senator wants the former US embassy officials charged with espionage.

After getting right winger Glenn Youngkin as Governor of Virginia, the right wing is outraged that he’s hired a gay person, and is refusing to end local covid mandates. How dare he?

. . . and to make things even worse, on his on-line profile he gives his pronouns ! The outrage!

A brief warning to others… The link does not go a news story (as I thought), it goes to the actual website selling these books. Which means now Google thinks I want to buy some and keeps showing me ads for them. :rage:

You still use google?

Sorry, I didn’t even consider that before linking to it.