NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

Iowa… besides being the first Presidential Primary State… we’re shooting for first State decimated by Covid-19.

Not that some of us Iowans actually know what “decimated” means.

Go Hawks!

Crud, those were Turkey Vultures.

Nicely done!

Prior reporting contradicts this.

That is pure poetry.

Michelle is wrong here: it was not the Bible, it was an encyclical by Pope Ru Paul II.

Somebody took a photo of Lindsey Graham at Reagan Airport not wearing a mask. An airport worker finally came over and told him he needed to put one on.

Did Graham punch the poor guy in the mouth and scream, “Dear Leader says I don’t have to!”

And mess up his manicure?

Ol’ “Murderous Git” Heinrich is guaranteed immortality by the fact that no other well-known person’s name rhymes with “sim’lar.”

You don’t have to stick with that rhyme. How about, “Pompeo’s the same-o”

That’s good! And Mike Pompeo does richly deserve to be included with that rogues’ gallery.

“Bannon’s without a cannon” ?

And Stone is lacking stones.

I’d go with “And Stone is lacking cojones,” with the mispronunciation as co-hones.

Ronna McDaniel:
"Joe Biden can’t run from his disastrous record responding to the coronavirus.

The truth hurts, Joe!"

Yeah, Joe! No excuses! As a candidate, you should have been able to override the president!

Not really a stupid Republican idea. Since there was no Republican candidate for the postiion of sheriff of Cheshire County, New Hampshire, trans activist Aria DeMezzo ran in the primary, and won with no opposition. She now faces the incumbent Democrat. She’s running on a platform to end the war on drugs and not arrest people for victimless crimes.

how is this any kind of stupid idea?

You can always count on FoxNews to step up.

she’s got my vote!