NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

[SingleMalt]

Something smarter. Pigs, maybe.

[Czarcasm]

@Smapti

Does he not know that chlamydia is easily curable with antibiotics, or is he just assuming that his audience doesn’t know that?

He knows that if his audience knew that, they wouldn’t be his audience in the first place.

[silenus]

Oh, I’m quite sure his audience is very familiar with the various sexually transmitted diseases out there.

[crowmanyclouds]

Damn, if only we had a vacci… oh, wait, we do.

[JohnT]

Did someone say ‘Madison CowHorn is getting divorced?’

Oh, wait - he did!

Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦

[crowmanyclouds]

So, he’s walking ou… rolling out on her?

[Superdude]

There’s a “rolling a hot dog down a hallway” joke in there somewhere.

[Mr.Greenjeans]

@Chronos

In addition to all the other wrong things with this, how does one have “doses” of a disease?

You don’t just have cooties. You have double cooties!

[kaylasdad99]

@Chronos

@Rick_Kitchen

Fucker Carlson says Congressman Eric Swallwell has multiple doses of chlamydia.

In addition to all the other wrong things with this, how does one have “doses” of a disease?

In slang talk about “social diseases,” one would often be said to have picked up “a dose of the clap.” Not sure if the idiom was commonly applied to other afflictions, but it doesn’t seem like something that would have been plural, unless sequentially

[k9bfriender]

@Euphonious_Polemic

Democrats should come out STRONGLY in favor of cancer treatments, quick treatment of heart attacks, and medications for stroke. Make this a central message

I don’t know that this would work. The message would be changed to Democrats being in favor of cancer, heart attacks and strokes.

When Clinton advocated for funding programs to help displaced coal workers, she was accused of displacing coal workers. To acknowledge a problem is to condone it. The only proper way to address a problem is to ignore it and to denigrate those who worry about it.

[Gyrate]

@k9bfriender

To acknowledge a problem is to condone it. The only proper way to address a problem is to ignore it and to denigrate those who worry about it.

See also: racism.

[k9bfriender]

I don’t see race.

[Love_Rhombus]

@kaylasdad99

In slang talk about “social diseases,” one would often be said to have picked up “a dose of the clap.” Not sure if the idiom was commonly applied to other afflictions, but it doesn’t seem like something that would have been plural, unless sequentially

The clapses?

@k9bfriender

I don’t see race.

What do you have against Mr. Bannon? (Of Johnny Quest fame, not the loathsome right-wing mandrake.)

[Rebo]

@Love_Rhombus

The clapses?

That sounds like something Gollum would say!

[Love_Rhombus]

So then is Trump “The Precious”? He IS kinda gold-colored. And Stephen Miller does give off Nazgul vibes.

[Gyrate]

@Love_Rhombus

And Stephen Miller does give off Nazgul vibes.

I think you’re missing an “i” in that.

[Czarcasm]

@Gyrate

I think you’re missing an “i” in that

“Miiller”??

[Chronos]

Someone remind me who Madison Cawthorn is, and why his marriage is relevant?

I mean, I get that he’s a stupid republican, but beyond that.

[Horatius]

Well, we’re trying to suss out what the “values” are in their claim to be the “Party of Family Values”.

[ThelmaLou]

@Mr.Greenjeans

You don’t just have cooties. You have double cooties!

Double secret cooties!

@k9bfriender

To acknowledge a problem is to condone it.

This is quite profound. And applies in many situations – personal as well as political.

The only proper way to address a problem is to ignore it …

What problem?? There is no problem! Everything is fine!

…and to denigrate those who worry about it.

“Buncha sissies and wimps who want to take over my life and run it! None a their damn bidness! 'Cause there’s no problem, ya hear me?”
<Where’s my gun?>