Hey Ted, while you’re at it, could you have some of your crack team of investigators look at Obama’s birth certificate? Probably made with bamboo fibers, has soy sauce spilled on it, and faked signatures.
Foreign condiments! That proves…something.
I’m confused why Eric would plead the Fifth. He could answer “I don’t know” 500 times and no one would doubt him.
Utah’s state Senate President went into the Senate unmasked and positive for covid and told everybody he was negative.
Ron Johnson posted a poll as to whether people wanted the filibuster to end, and 96% of respondents said yes.
Of course he will bend to the will of the people he represents! 
Unfortunately, what the American public wants is largely immaterial in deciding policy.
This is cool!
Apparently, they’re having to pull out the stops to compete with Q crazy. Forget JFK coming back from the dead:
Betty White Will Join Forces with Teddy Roosevelt and Run For President!
This should be in Ted’s next flyer (gratuitously stolen from Weekly World News):
THE REAL REASON FOR GLOBAL WARMING
TEENAGE SPACE ALIENS ARE STEALING OUR GLACIERS FOR PARTY ICE!
N.H. Gov. Sununu says he decided not to run for Senate because when he talked to other GOP Senators, they admitted they are essentially useless.
I thought this was the best part:
Texas’s Secretary of State says there isn’t enough paper available to send out voter registration application forms.
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo/texas-secretary-state-paper-shortage-voter-registration-forms
They’re not even trying anymore.
Wait until they propose sending certain voters 3/5 of a registration form…
Or skintone matching charts with corresponding percentages.
Time for UN observers.
DeSantis is already at work hiring people to “observe” your vote so they can make sure you vote the right way.
It’s not like his constituents will vote him out for not bending to their will. Poll after poll show people want certain things, but politicians refuse to deliver them. But it doesn’t matter at all.
Florida’s legislature is also discussing whether to ban teaching about LGBTQ history and society.
maganut says the LGBTQ trans movement is also about depopulation. George Soros is purposely Jewish so anyone who dares speak against his agenda is called anti semitic. Once he mentioned Soros, our phones cut off. I told him they’re listening in on us and didn’t like us talking about G.S. heh.
Hell, why not just ban teaching, period? Reading, writing, and arithmetic are so overrated. Benefit: instant increase in the work force! Child labor was good enough for our ancestors, it should be good enough for us.