NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

The fact that Boebert even got elected is a condemnation of the state of America. This is a woman who only passed her GED on the fourth time, who was arrested twice and failed to turn up to court each time, and who accidently poisoned 80 people from her and her husband’s illegal pop-up at a fair due to poor food hygiene.

And yet the people of her district said “Yes, this is the person to represent us.”

Not to mention the husband who exposed himself to children. And Boebert, who was there with him and who was 17 at the time, was told by the bowling alley where it happened that she was no longer welcome.

And don’t forget dumb.

Oh fuck me! I left out selfish and childish!

Someone remind me - Isn’t Boebert one of the characters from the Dilbert comic?

So Ronna McDaniel’s claim is that there is a “Democrat-led persecution of ordinary citizens” who attended the speeches but did not enter the Capitol building?

Can she provide us with a list of such persons, who have either been called before the 1/6 Committee or referred to DOJ or…anything else that could be considered “persecution”…???

Hey! Don’t malign Dogbert. He’s the smartest guy (dog) in the Dilbert Universe.

No comparison with Dogbert. Just slimier than Catbert and rattier than Ratbert.

I’m pretty sure her list would read as follows.

  1. Donald J Trump

ETA: Yes, we know that Trump isn’t an ordinary citizen but she would say he was speaking in that capacity, or something else equally stupid.

No, of course not. If your rep was Rashida Tlaib or Raphael Warnock or someone like that, you would get a medal, but so much as think about taking a shit anywhere near Andy Biggs’ desk, that is a felony. He may be a treasonous seditionist, but at least he is a Republican.

Probably because she had lots of guns in her campaign ads. That’s all that matters these days.

The Pennsylvania QOP has decided not to endorse a Senate candidate because Loser Donald hasn’t told them who they like.

What’s going to happen to them when Donald doesn’t tell them to go to the bathroom??

American politicians suddenly interested in Canadian affairs:

Not much. They were full of shit before Trump.

The sheeple are lost in the wilderness when the shepherd doesn’t tend his flock.

I’m sure I saw a headline somewhere that Canadian military units are massing on the Ukraine border.

I thought Russian troops were massing where Sarah Palin can see them from her front porch.

Sounds about right.

You do have to wonder about Romney family gatherings: has Ronna attended any at which she might run into Mitt? Not that Mitt is a paragon of democracy-defenders, but he does score a tad higher on the ‘won’t worship Donald’ scorecard.

Don’t forget he went groveling for the Sec.of St. job.